Obahiagbon on Shelvey's Performance against Liverpool

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My clinical observation of the ludicrous and ridiculous performance and put quite simply, footballing fiasco by a Liverpudlian called Jonjo Shelvey who suffers from Androgenic alopecia otherwise known as baldness affirmed my philosophical belief that some footballers inherently and pathologically possess the intelligence of an Acestrorhynchus falcatus,or if you like a freshwater barracuda. 

How can one homo sapien score for one team and then within one-millionth of a second deliver a Greek gift to his former team and have us believe that this happened innocuously and accidentally? 

Having gifted the first goal to Daniel Sturridge erratum, Shelvey proceeded animus nocendi and gifted Moses another goal on a golden platter laden with opportunity. It is therefore my submission that Shelvey contra bonos mores, played that game with the characteristics of a double-timing, cross-carpeting PDP politician. 

Furthermore, Shelvey should hitherto be banned and summarily eschewed from all football related activity as he has displayed odious and nauseating similarities of a wife who nullifies the sanctity of her marital vows and clandestinely and nocturnally communes sexually with homo sapien who possesses a phallus and scrotum.

Are you with your dictionary??? Am heading to Oxford to get my. lwkmh!!!



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