See What Happened When 10 Nigerian Men Texted Their Wives, “I Love You”

There was a group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with your wife. The men were asked, “How many of you love your wife ?” All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, “When was the last time you told your wife you loved her ?” Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wife: I love you, sweetheart…
Then the men were told to exchange phones so one can read the other wife’s reply to the love message..
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone againhuh
2. That was then,not now:
3. You wan borrow money abi??
4. What did you do again, I won’t forgive you this time !!!
5. Meaning??
6. Is that a new song??
7. Am I dreaminghuhhuh?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today!!!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking!!!
10. Abeg na who be thishuh? shocked

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